Teacher’s Pet
Teacher’s Pet by teateateatea November 13, 2018
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Teacher's pet
That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.
Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
Teacher's pet by Dubiks January 29, 2019
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Teacher memes
dumb memes that dont cure depression, ussually involves lines from old movies and is usually related to the subject your being forced to learn
teacher: im going to show you guys a very funny meme
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now
person named mike: oh boy its gonna be bad
teacher: shows teacher memes
person named mike: i wanna move out of this class now
Teacher memes by it cant be October 7, 2020
teacher despiser
person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one
teacher despiser by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011
Teacher Hopping
Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
Teacher Hopping by Leminader September 5, 2015
teacher revenge
assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher
Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.
teacher revenge by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
Teacher's pet
Teacher's pet by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020