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Cum Skull

Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.

Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.

Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"

**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"

"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."

"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"

"I recking I might be going blind ey....."

** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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NWCU Skull

He is a great leader of the nwcu crew and will alway be a all around cool guy
Hey y’all heard of a NWCU Skull
Cool guy
by I’m gaaaaaayyyy December 15, 2020
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Vin scully

When a woman talks into a mans penis like it’s a microphone
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Elongated skull

Elongated skull” is a term used to describe the shape of the back of one’s head. As the name implies, an elongated skull is a skull shape which is, well, elongated. People who possess this amusing phenotype have a large/prominent occipital protuberance, which gives the skull a stretched-out look when viewed from the side (xD).
“That guy has more of an elongated skull than an ancient Egyptian pharaoh!”
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bump my skull

An old term in the Illinois State Refromatory to define a lie.

It is opposed to "bumping my head" which defined a homosexual act of bumping the head of your penis with the head of another penis.
"Man, don't bump my skull with that shit".

"That punk was bumping my skull when he said that".
by superyouper October 31, 2005
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