swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

swipe a sock

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.

Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.

by acevadercycle October 7, 2007

Swiss Rodeo

When you stick your dick in a woman's ass and then whisper "I have AIDS" and see how long you can keep it in there for.

"Hey, I have AIDS." (Swiss Rodeo)

by go 2 (youtube.com/killroi1211) June 12, 2009

swisher

The brand Swisher Sweet cigars. Popularly will be used as a blunt by emptying a Swisher Sweet cigarillo of its guts (tobacco), lining the shell with marijuana, and resealing it. Personally not my favorite blunt paper, but it's dirt cheap and works decently. Holds from a short dime to a fatty dub. Comes in a variety of flavors including peach, menthol, strawberry, chocolate, grape, and tequila. Here is the one and only top list for swisher flavors:

1. Grape
2. Strawberry
3. Peach
4. Sweet
5. Chocolate

Bob and I went down to the local convenient store and bought two swisher sweets. We then ripped that sucka down the middle, emptied that tobacco product and finally rerolled it filled with amazing weed. It's safe to say that I got blazed.

by bmanzzs March 4, 2009

swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005

swiss cheese fuck

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.

Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.

by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009