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Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009
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Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"
Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!
by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010
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sweater vest thursday

The FIRST Thursday of every month, every able body man shall dress with darker wash jeans, white belt, and a sweater vest with a long sleeved half formal shirt under the sweater vest.

Wearing a sweater vest not on the first Thursday of every month is an abomination.

Sweater vests are also chick magnets and totally not gay
bro1: Alright we all know tomorrow is Thursday right?

bro2: hellz yeah bro! sweater vest Thursday!

bro1: yeah bro. lookin stylish and pickin up chicks
by legit legend juggernaut December 9, 2010
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fishermans sweater

fisherman's jumper n.

A damp, overly hairy vagina, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain's wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. 'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's jumper between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's sweater between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).
by eggydip June 11, 2004
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Sweater

(n.) Someone who copies a person's swagger, style, clothes, kicks, or anything else just to be like that particular person.

(v.) To copy.
(n.) Look at that sweater over there trying to copy my style.

(v.) Man, you need to change your style because you're starting to sweat me.
by Veilsiide November 4, 2008
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Cosby Sweater

The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as your about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops"( in bill Cosby voice ) just as you cum.
Me and that skank bitch were fucking outside and she said she was cold, so I gave her a Cosby sweater. -Dubz

VOMIT HOT POCKET MEXICAN BREAKFAST
by Dubz Street April 4, 2016
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Seaver

To be pro at everything at a higher level than daristaul, warning: this may generate such massive levels of jealousy that suicide is most likely to occur.
Dam, your so seaver at that game, O SHIT did that guy just kill himself?
by Bloodfury November 18, 2009
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