A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug. This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012
Get the Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at itmug. "i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023
Get the i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywheremug. When a guy shoots a huge load of cum into his significant other’s mouth and they chase it down with a shot of rum
Or
A guy shoots a load into a fruity frozen drink and his significant other drinks it.
Or
A guy shoots a load into a fruity frozen drink and his significant other drinks it.
by Surrealhero1979 March 23, 2021
Get the bahama swallowmug. by Donte33 December 1, 2020
Get the swallowitismug. What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
Get the Swallow memug. A semi-famous Russian song about the Soviet-Afgan war. It tells the story of a Russian soldier, fatally injured in a helicopter crash, ending his life with a grenade in a last act of defiance.
Its title has also sometimes been coopted as a verb in order to describe fighting a depressive mental state.
Its title has also sometimes been coopted as a verb in order to describe fighting a depressive mental state.
A. "How did you like the song?"
B. "It really resonated with me. I've been Swallowing dust for the last few weeks."
B. "It really resonated with me. I've been Swallowing dust for the last few weeks."
by Kaisercat October 20, 2024
Get the Swallowing Dustmug.