Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

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Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

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When you are eating out your partner's anus, said partner sharts in your mouth. This triggers your gag reflex, but due to your positioning all the puke shoots into your partner's rectum. Your partner is shocked by this, and proceeds to clench their anus, shooting all your puke back into mouth in a burning, muddy, runny mixture. This triggers more puke, and thus the cycle repeats.

"I was giving Maddie a rim job last night, and things went south quick once it turned into a Compton shuttle!"

by ERICISMCLOVIN September 20, 2017

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calvin sutter

A complete and utter cunt who only thinks about himself.

Girl: that guy is really cute.... I think i want to ask him out.

Other Girl: I don’t think you should he is Calvin sutter. He is i real dick

by Awesome man who fucked your mo January 7, 2018

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coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019

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