Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

survivulate

Surviving in intense conditions

I am trying to survivulate in these intense conditions

by TigerVision April 22, 2019

Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious

“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“

by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019

SURVICOUR!!!!

For your first date to be at a blind orgy

FEED FISH – OUR SURVICOUR!!!!

by Birdshaft August 28, 2019

survolty

She loves cars and is one but is cute and shit and people love her besides Silva or ranch

Survolty is nice -good person
I want her dead -ranch

by Porschevette October 17, 2019

survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail

example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall

by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020