smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.

Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.

by mavol October 29, 2015

smuggling nuts

Cold hard nipples

Its soo cold I'm smuggling nuts

by Sextra1 November 8, 2018

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

Smuggling a midget

When you are desperate for a turd

“ I feel like I’m smuggling a midget”

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 21, 2026

Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025

Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.

Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Awkward snuggling

when both parties involved with snuggling are not comfortable and no one moves

Jack and Jill were doing some awkward snuggling but were so tired they didn't want to move

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011