Stress Sack

A baggie full of fake or really bad weed sold to ignorant kids in the suburbs. When smoked, causes nothing but stress cuz you won't get blazed.

Don't give me that cheap stress sack, give me the real weed.

by Eric April 2, 2004

Stress

the confusion created when the mind must override the bodys basic disire to beat the liveing shit out of some ass hole who defenitly deserves it

ugh im under so much stress, i want to strangle this guy but ill get fired

by JustDon'tLook September 29, 2008

post-dramatic stress disorder

The misspelling of what is known as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Bobby: "I think that soldier has post-dramatic stress disorder."

Teach: " no! bobby thats 'Post TRAUMATIC stress disorder.'

by mac112345 August 26, 2009

scruss

to intentionally copulate

did ya scruss on the weekend?

Ellen Graham is keen for scruss.

by Thomas Druery June 29, 2008

stressplexion

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion

Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.

by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

Strausserie

An extremely vile liquid excreted, normally not purposely, from the anal region. Smells awful, looks unpleasant, and is extremely harmful if schleitered. Strauss for short.

I was trying to fart, but suddenly i felt a warm liquid flowing down the back of my leg. I concluded that this liquid could be nothing else but the infamous strausserie.

by zach licht-Evrgrn. St. College August 24, 2008

Stress pinata

A person who is subject of a verbal lashing for no reason at all by a individual who is stressed out.

Man! I don't know why the boss is using me as a Stress pinata!!

by BruinKiller3469 April 1, 2009