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Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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Stranger-Out

The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).
Yo don't stranger-out we better hang
by AYOGHANDI November 16, 2011
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stranger thongs

hidden pair of your girlfriend's undies that your mom finds anyhow
Joyce: Where are my magnet!!?
Will: They're stranger thongs now, mom.
by kwett July 31, 2019
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Reverse Stranger

When a person sits on their own penis until it goes numb, and then masturbates to emulate giving pleasure to another.
I felt lonely and generous so I gave myself a reverse stranger.
by TPWE December 12, 2022
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Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime
A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack
by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023
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smeary stranger

The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.
The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
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krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".
"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."
by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017
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