A Texas Hold'em term used by several WSOP players to denote an incomplete 4 card straight. It originated from Mohamad Saleh, a poker physicist, who thought he had a straight at the final table at the Rubin invitational in 2011.
*The River Card shows*
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck
Player 1: I just caught a straight. *Bets*
Player 2: I call.
*Player 1 flips his cards and reveals the Mohamad straight*
Dealer: Sir, that's not a straight.
*Player 1 looks at his cards and the board*
Player 1: Fuck
by The Cartel 2010-2011 February 27, 2011
Jean: I'd love to fuck a guy in the ass with my strapon but I'm not a domme and I don't know any gay guy who'd let me do him...
Kim: Ask Charles, he's a real straight bottom, he's totally into pegging!
Kim: Ask Charles, he's a real straight bottom, he's totally into pegging!
by nitrebyc October 24, 2013
When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."
by the count of monte cristo December 22, 2006
person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you
person2: good for you
by black rose gacha July 13, 2021
A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.
by Brian Y. October 15, 2005
an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'
by greenbeans AKA aj July 11, 2008
a "sexuality" that quirky white girls made up. it means you think girls are pretty but would never date one. its stupid
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