Stimulus package

When one's fuck up goes in his/her favor.

To be rewarded for something you really didn't do.

To want someone to give you something you really don't need or deserve for free.

This has been said around at my job recently.

"I can't believe I got that $200 stimulus package on my check because I forgot to clock out two days ago."

OR
"Obama should give me a free designer handbag stimulus package."

by patches_the _cat October 28, 2009

stimon

a.)anything that is totally cool or awesome or both
b.)a wicked awesome drug
c.)a file name of a Windows icon

a.)anything
b.)Yo lets go do some stimon!
c.)I found stimon on my computer.

by Totally Cool and Awesome Guy November 10, 2003

stimee

to engage in anal intercourse with a femal (or male) and ejaculate in their anus, then proceeding to insert a straw in your partners ass and slurp up the semen.

Bill: "Hey dude, did you hear about Jeff last night?"
Steve: "No, what happend?"
Bill: " He was anally raped and then his purpotraitor proceded

to stick a sraw up his butt and suck out all the jizz!"
Steve: " Ew thats one nast stimee!"

by johnny long wang January 18, 2012

Stimuli

The object of multiple “stimulus checks” provided by the IRS in response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Man 1: Have you received your stimuli?

Man 2: Yeah, I got all three checks.
Man 1: Word.

by therealscholar March 6, 2021

Stimmy

Unit of measure for money: $1400

The average coffin is 4 grand. Looks like I need three stimmy's just to die...

by Zappendaddy March 23, 2021

finger stimulatitus

where the fingers are stuck in a given position after constant "physical stimulation"

Lisa you cant play guitar hero on expert because your middle and ring finger are stuck together due to finger stimulatitus

by TAJD June 23, 2010

Economic Stimulator

One who goes to rich people and ganks their belongings in order to help get the economy back on its feet. Also resells expensive merchndise at a discount.

With the economy the way it is, people need to start spending money. Therefore, the Professional Economic Stimulator will goto areas where peole have the most money to spend and remove valuable things, destroy property in order to gain access to valuable things, and take money in order to get them out in the economy spending money to help this country.

by SmurfDaddy January 24, 2004