stiff mole

excited young fella.
when a guy see's a hot bird which gives him a stiff one.
when a mans member grows some what.

if hes a pufter then the same applys

1. ( in the mens changing rooms) tim says: i better get out of here before i get a stiff mole.

2.shes giving me a right old stiff mole said patrick.

by jonny rotten pants July 22, 2009

stifoo

the phonetic prononciation of "stfu," or "shut the fuck up."

Guy 1: "Hey man, Justion Bieber is an awesome singer!"
Guy 2: "Dude, what are you talking about??? Stifoo!"

by IAmAJoo July 7, 2011

STIFF POLE FISHING

1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.

BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES

by BERTALICIOUS1234 December 19, 2011

stiff nicholas

When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.

Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."

by levychevy March 31, 2013

stiff peaks

When someone has hard nipples.

Man check out her stiff peaks...

by Stiff peaks October 14, 2016

stiff mindy

When your dick is so hard that you could use as a hockey stick and you hit a women in the face named mindy

Damn that bitch just got hit by a stiff mindy

by John Johnson69 December 23, 2017

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018