Kristen Stewart

The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.

Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.

Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.

by The-Alternative-To-Idiocy February 17, 2010

Kristen Stewart

A talentless American actress that has stared in numerous low key movies, excluding Twilight, which she utterly destroyed.

"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"

"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"

by Airstream Raider December 26, 2008

land of steers and queers

Oklahoma

The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy. (Officer and a Gentleman, An - 1982)

by Rick July 9, 2003

Tony Stewart

2 time NEXTEL Cup Champion, the best driver in NASCAR right now. Nickname is Smoke. Began a strict diet in an attempt to get into better shape, after many called him too fat to be effective. Sponsor of his NEXTEL Cup car is Home Depot (car 20), his Busch National car is sponsored by Old Spice (car 33).

"Tony Stewart wins the race"

by Smoke_fan_74 May 11, 2006

Pretty Sewer Clown

A most foul creature who likes to refer to himself as a "pretty pretty sewer clown". In fact, he is a ugly mother fucker. Assumes and believes that everyone is indeed crowning and/or having abortions. Loves harassing teenagers in the middle of productive conversation. Enjoys shoving dangerous items such as (a cactus, sunflowers, cats, your mom, chainsaws, chainsaw dildo's, paprika, ect...) into his or yours rectum/anus/vagina/penis hole/dilating nipple/mouth. Does not go away even when pressed with criminal charges against minors for sexual harassment. Think's everything you say, is a sexual "come on". For example: "Clown go away, we hate you more then anything in the world" "Oh yyeaaaa". If told to leave. He uses such phrases such as "Fuck you, your crowning" "Fuck you" "Fuck you, your having an abortion" Fuck you, your pre-cumming" "I'm back bitches!", "Shut up fuckers!", "Fuck your ass" "Fuck you, fatty." "I am clown" "I am pretty pretty clown" "You are ruining MY conversation." "Motherfucker" "I'm gonna fuck, -insert name here- " "'GUESS WHAT!?!?' 'what?' 'YOUR CROWNING'" Sounds of an old pedophile man who smokes too much for his own good. All in all, is a piece of shit that should just die and not live anymore. Beware : of the clown. and "FUCK YOU!" This is a very offensive term. Calling someone a clown or a crowning clown and or Sewer Clown, is VERY offensive. User Desecration is Advised.

Pretty Sewer Clown, crowns.

by InnocentCaller August 6, 2011

shelley stewart

slut who will screw girls or guys

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Steere

One of the worlds hottest. Contains of mostly females with banging bodies. Steere's are loved by all and envied by some. Jealously is common.

Oh damn have you seen that Steere?

by catdawg October 14, 2008