A heartless, bat-shit crazy, beady eyed, Evangelicalism faith following, fat sack of trash that doubles as the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada. In October 2006, this hot pile of garbage was elected the 22nd Prime Minister of Canada leading the Conservatives to a minority Government with a mere 36.2% of the popular vote.
Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.
Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.
Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.
Under the Harper lead Conservatives; Canadians have enjoyed significant cuts to once leading social programs, public health care system, and scientific research initiatives. While true, Harper enjoys performing Lucifer pleasing musical numbers on elephant tusk Grand Pianos; his true passion is delivering large corporate tax cuts with a particular affinity for the Alberta Oil and Gas sector.
Continual development of the Alberta Oil Sands under Harper’s Conservative government has impressively illustrated Canada’s new, complete lack of urgency in honouring UN commitments. As such, Japanese doctors are desperately performing continual surgery hoping to restore the 2005 Kyoto Accords’ ruptured testicles. Underwhelmed, Canada continues with swift, repeated, direct kicks to the Accords’ balls.
Harper holds the distinguishing honour as the party leader of the first Government in Commonwealth history to lose the confidence of the House of Commons on the grounds of Contempt of Parliament.
by andymack May 20, 2011
Get the Stephen Harpermug. 1. Crumbelievable
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.
2. God
3. Funny T.V. Host on Comedy Central. He truly sets himself apart from the Daily show which is very impressive and was originally surprising.
1. Stephen Colbert is CRUMBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...
2. Stephen is God.
3. Stephen is a good TV show host...
by Thor B December 9, 2006
Get the Stephen Colbertmug. 1. To create a debt out of thin air.
2. To reinstate a past debt for present benefit, usually one that is trivial.
3. To create a debt out of deeds normally performed as a favor.
2. To reinstate a past debt for present benefit, usually one that is trivial.
3. To create a debt out of deeds normally performed as a favor.
Ex: Gary told Robert, after agreeing to jointly rent a DVD, that he owed the full $2 due to the fact that Robert drank a glass of his orange juice.
Robert, 'you're pulling a stephen on me.'
Ex. Mark told Robert that he owed him $50 for his exercise bike, at which point Robert asked for $4 discount for a slice of pizza he purchased for Mark, seemingly as a nice gesture, over a year ago.
Ex. Marsha asked Tracy to pick up some flowers for the house at the grocery store, at which point Tracy told Marsha she owed her $3.95 plus tax.
Robert, 'you're pulling a stephen on me.'
Ex. Mark told Robert that he owed him $50 for his exercise bike, at which point Robert asked for $4 discount for a slice of pizza he purchased for Mark, seemingly as a nice gesture, over a year ago.
Ex. Marsha asked Tracy to pick up some flowers for the house at the grocery store, at which point Tracy told Marsha she owed her $3.95 plus tax.
by DennisInAtor January 20, 2011
Get the pulling a stephenmug. When you are analing a girl and you spit on her back after you pull out so she thinks you came on her. so she turns around and you pickle slap her in the face
by stephen 12 July 21, 2009
Get the stephen snipermug. Also known as Skater Steve, or Scuba, this person is an extremely generous person. He has a heart of gold. If you ever meet such a person he will be hanging out with his best friends Nate and Aaron.
"Man all i need is 200 more bucks and i get my new phone."
"Do you want me to loan it to you?"
"Man your such a Stephen Littleton!"
"Do you want me to loan it to you?"
"Man your such a Stephen Littleton!"
by Steven Glansburg January 12, 2008
Get the Stephen Littletonmug. Stephen Jerzak is a singer from Wisconsin. He wares tons of bracelets. His music is known for being acoustic/ pop. And he has toured with singers/ bands like, Chase Coy, Romance On a Rocket Ship, and Breathe Electric on 'The Bromance Tour' in July '09. And The Scene Aesthetic, The Color Fred, The Ready Set, and Tyler Brown Williams on 'A Summer To Remember Tour' in August '09.
by Ohh777 August 8, 2009
Get the Stephen Jerzakmug. Guy1:"who is that freak climbing on the statue of liberty?"
Guy2:"oh It's just stephen curry practicing a trick shot."
Guy3:"damn lebron sucks"
Guy2:"oh It's just stephen curry practicing a trick shot."
Guy3:"damn lebron sucks"
by Jay_lel August 18, 2016
Get the Stephen currymug.