stealtherbate

To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.

Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.

Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?

by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008

Stealth List

The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.

My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.

by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009

Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.

John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"

by nakdau March 24, 2010

Shelteral Intercourse

Having sexual intercourse with a stranger purely for the purposes of having a bed for the night.

I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 17, 2011

Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.

I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms

by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014

Super-stealth

1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.

2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.

1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell

Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...

2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.

by Stealth-master July 7, 2008

Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

by The Machine September 22, 2008