studying

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

Mom: What are you doing up there?
Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*

by Speedy~ September 25, 2003

1-2-3-4 Study Technique

1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it.
3. Bust a Nut (tm).
4. Take a nap.

Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary.

Also known as the 3-4-3

"Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!"
"Awesome!"

by Erik Ward October 3, 2007

study long study wrong

hood slang
1. to overthink something
2. or to try to force an idea out.
Usually said to the person taking forever...

domino player 1:hmmm.......
domino player 2:study long study wrong nigga!

by kilo April 6, 2006

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.

Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

by Davyan September 30, 2007

studying

something that students at ucla do before failing a test

jack: hey david what are you doing

david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual

jack: ahhh u r studying

by jerrybrowneatspoo May 12, 2011

studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015

study-boner

To love, or to have an unusual fondness, for study or school work. To spend all waking hours pouring over books, and study aids.

"Hey man, where is your boy Reilly these days?"

"Bro, the kid at the library 24/7."

"Sounds like he has a serious study-boner"

"Seriously!"

by kbyeah June 1, 2009