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monkey steals peach

A ninja technique. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to deflect any defense the opponent may offer. The left arm is used to block any attacks, protecting the face as you slide foward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him. Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm with fingers bent at first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediatly clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.
Solomon, I've heard enough from you...you must now suffer, Monkey Steals Peach!!!
by AnGdyDrew March 31, 2005
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Steak Night

You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"
by Mike2020 January 14, 2009
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Brokeback Steakhouse

The place where all brokeback fellas, take their partners
for tube steak
Jimmi and I are going to the Brokeback Steakhouse
wanna cum ?....
by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006
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snapchat streaks

Sending snaps to other people so it seems like you have a lot of friends which you are having a conversation with when in reality, it's just a boring picture of the ceiling or a wall or a black screen. Streaks are a big waste of time.
Chad: *receives a Snapchat notification*
Josh: What's that?
Chad: Some weird girl named Julia keeps sending me Snapchat streaks and it's really annoying
Josh: She totally likes you
Chad: Yeah I know, but I'm way out of her league
by Uhm... Hi March 17, 2020
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mmm, it speaks to me

When you find yourself at one of those conceptual art exhibition but you're not sure what to make of said art, and you don't want to look like and idiot in front of the artist, you just say, mmm, it speaks to me.
Wow, the juxtaposition of the lava lamps and the life-sized styrofoam hippos is really captivating. Plus I love what the artist did with the texture of the non-toxic glue starbusts. Mmm, it speaks to me.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 18, 2010
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steak dollas

$1 bills used at the strip club on fillet and titty night.
Thursday is fillet and titty night at the local strip club. Hoe's gotta get dem steak dollas!
by Punxicano May 18, 2009
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bacon with steaksauce

an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce

a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness
what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!
by UM North Quad August 29, 2011
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