Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).

Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby

by Thetopman February 3, 2021

Stanley Soper

the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god

“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”

by finnisfruity March 26, 2022

stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016

Stanley Howes

A really cool guy who is a gamer and has lots of women who love him.

“Damn my slime, you’re such a Stanley Howes”

by Stanley Howes March 2, 2021

Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him

Person 1 “ Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”

by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019