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Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.
That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.
by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023
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sac stache

When two gay males perform fellatio on each other in the "69" position and the top guy`s ball sac drapes down over the lower guys upper lip.
Man, I was giving Chad a mean blowjob last night in a hot 69 when he dropped a "sac stache" on me and I nearly smothered to death.
by IBleakin October 28, 2023
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bump staches

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?
by YE the OG January 28, 2024
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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019
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Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.
“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022
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starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern
"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"
by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022
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Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022
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