spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.

Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?

by Sputatoe July 24, 2016

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud

Slang term for an Uber car.

Derived from rhyming slang: Uber -> tuber. Tubers are potatoes and spud is a British slang term for a potato.

How are you getting to the party? Me and Preston are gonna grab a spud.

by Bozz Well January 28, 2017

Spud

Big massive potato aka “spud”

Have you seen jack Owen?
You mean spud?

Spud is someone who has a round head and just all around looks like a baby potato-spud

by Spudlloyd05 February 20, 2021

Spud

Potato

Simply, potato
No. Other. Meanings

Don't trust the other guys it definitely means potato

Man, I'm really in the mood for some spud right now

by Spud Lord April 22, 2021

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021