satched

Being incredibly horny that you boof in your pants before any sexual activity has been performed.

Me and my girl couldn't even get it on because i was so satched that i creamed in my linens before she unbuttoned my khakis.

by twiggytall May 3, 2004

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

african booty scratcher

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african booty scratcher

by 1600kami June 17, 2021

Scratcher

A person of high political status who views the U.S. Constitution as constructive. For example, one who is a constructivist.

Collin is a Scratcher and could one day be the President of the United States.

by Digger L December 9, 2006

Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

by DFfag January 17, 2021

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Spatched out

A girl that is very over the top. Likely that she is so because she is trying very hard to get with a particular person or with a particular group of people. She likely wears lots of make-up, and also wears high heels to casual areas such as a library or work.

Man, the girls in this town are really spatched out. The guys aren't even that interesting!

by spatched out October 26, 2014