spritanium

Noun: 1. A titanium robot whom enjoys spriting. 2. A lubricant used for sodomizing penguins.
Adjective: A term used to describe someone as exceptional.

Noun: 1. That Spritanium sure is awesome! 2. Eww, this spritanium is sticky.

Adjective: That guy over there is freaking spritanium, dude.

by Spritanium December 27, 2007

spradadad

One who is both mentally and physically equipped. Mentally he is mature, always responsible, a good friend to anyone and everyone, and very intelligent. Physically, his pants fit extremely tight in the crotch region, and he is able to have sex for hours at a time. Most girls love this quality in him.

girl #1: "So I heard you are seeing somebody new. Who is it?"

girl #2: "Just this bad ass smart kid who can give me multiple orgasms at any time of the day. Be jealous he's a spradadad."

by doooooooooooooood April 28, 2008

strataclysm

A strategic cataclysm; that is, any mishap that eventually serves some purpose.

The economy going down the toilet is definitely a strataclysm for that candidate supporting economic reform.

by edawg843 January 18, 2009

Stratagedy

A strategic tragedy; A tragedy that has a particular end result in mind; a calculated tragedy for a specific gain (i.e. sympathy, power, money, war, nation)

People that believe 9-11 was an inside job think the attack was a stratagedy to get billions for Homeland Security and war.

by antoniuslyon April 21, 2009

spradackled

When your high is kick'n to the point that you are running around the house with a screw driver tightening all of the screws in the furniture and on doors.

When the need to vacuuum overrides the common understanding that is both sketchy and rude to vacuum at 3am.

Tom was so spradackled that the police came from the neighbors complaining his vacuum is ALWAYS running

Elena was so spradackled when she tried seven different stolen credit cards until finally one worked.

Mary Kay was so into her crumbs of crack and so spradackled that she didnt even notice Two Pump had Popped The Boob!!

by Bedragglementation June 5, 2009

Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved

Wow that play was splatastic

by wcartho January 13, 2017