Daymo : Boss will you give me a promotion as my girlfriend has promised me bum sex if I get one.
Boss: You are a complete Spoge
Boss: You are a complete Spoge
by Dandude0384 December 3, 2014
Get the Spoge mug.When someone is above being cool and you can't think of a word for them, they are spogee. Most Spogee people are born that way and are gender neutral ninja babies right out of the womb. These ninja babies will usually have badass names such as, Spike Lee, Knives, Anthrax, Throwdown...etc. There are only two people in the world capable of creating such spogee kids and they are a dude husband and chick husband. When they're coolness collided they created spogee ninja babies.
Chick husband - "Something just ninja flipped out of my vagina?"
Dude Husband - "Can we name it Bangarang?"
Chick husband - "That is a perfect name for a spogee ninja baby!"
Dude Husband - "Can we name it Bangarang?"
Chick husband - "That is a perfect name for a spogee ninja baby!"
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In poker a spoke is the hand A2345 also known as a wheel. Use of the term is gaining popularity particularly in Nevada and Southern California, primarily because it can be conveniently used as a verb, as in the example below.
The donkey in the 4-seat thought he was getting at least half the pot but I spoked him on the river.
by TheGameKat June 6, 2009
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IPA Pronounciation" s-poh-ke-li-ss
-noun
a.) when the ass sphincter loses its ability to shut, ultimately leading to a point where the ass sphincter can no longer hold anything in or keep anything out. Usually a cause of intentional contious over-use, except in cases of denial or malticious intent and that is unfortunate.
Two cures:
A,) With surgery and removal of part of the sphincter it can be tighted again, but it requires much required personal training. Quick yet very painful solution but may require a numbing agent to be bareable.
B.)Person must practice very difficult self-checking and restraint for what may ultimately seem like the rest of your life, to create new SPOKES. May take up to a lifetime to cure.
Precuations to avoid being spokeless:
a.)avoid over use at all costs. There is a point where one becomes aware that somethng has changed yet they can still fix it quick. But it is a slippery slope and the condition can creep on you with you expecting it so beware. Once you lose a spoke, although it must we worked down for a while, once it is gone it must grow back again somewhere unique and new so it will be painfull at first until you practice enough and continously work on developing the spoke.
B.)make even usage of all holes to ensure the constant usage to learn to control of the muscle and for maintannce of that control
Alernate definitions:
a.) an ass that has no grip anymore
b.) a gayman's ass that has been used to a point where the grip of his asshole no longer keeps his shit in and keeps the cock out.
c.)a gayman who intentionally and driven by the urge to have his cake and eat his and your's to, can no longer give anyone pleasure becuase they cant feel anything while he is getting fucked and he can only be pleasured by the next thing that will ultimately end up streching him out even more.
c.)
IPA Pronounciation" s-poh-ke-li-ss
-noun
a.) when the ass sphincter loses its ability to shut, ultimately leading to a point where the ass sphincter can no longer hold anything in or keep anything out. Usually a cause of intentional contious over-use, except in cases of denial or malticious intent and that is unfortunate.
Two cures:
A,) With surgery and removal of part of the sphincter it can be tighted again, but it requires much required personal training. Quick yet very painful solution but may require a numbing agent to be bareable.
B.)Person must practice very difficult self-checking and restraint for what may ultimately seem like the rest of your life, to create new SPOKES. May take up to a lifetime to cure.
Precuations to avoid being spokeless:
a.)avoid over use at all costs. There is a point where one becomes aware that somethng has changed yet they can still fix it quick. But it is a slippery slope and the condition can creep on you with you expecting it so beware. Once you lose a spoke, although it must we worked down for a while, once it is gone it must grow back again somewhere unique and new so it will be painfull at first until you practice enough and continously work on developing the spoke.
B.)make even usage of all holes to ensure the constant usage to learn to control of the muscle and for maintannce of that control
Alernate definitions:
a.) an ass that has no grip anymore
b.) a gayman's ass that has been used to a point where the grip of his asshole no longer keeps his shit in and keeps the cock out.
c.)a gayman who intentionally and driven by the urge to have his cake and eat his and your's to, can no longer give anyone pleasure becuase they cant feel anything while he is getting fucked and he can only be pleasured by the next thing that will ultimately end up streching him out even more.
c.)
"Ouh Wee, that bitch is SPOKE-less!"
"damn, he gone and lost his spokes, stupid dumbass is spokelss."
"He fucked himself spokeless, bitch got what was coming to him."
"He has got to get his grip back, cuz being spokeless is tragic."
"Spokeless aint pretty."
"damn, he gone and lost his spokes, stupid dumbass is spokelss."
"He fucked himself spokeless, bitch got what was coming to him."
"He has got to get his grip back, cuz being spokeless is tragic."
"Spokeless aint pretty."
by Get Bent On It March 12, 2009
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by The real Biff March 9, 2010
Get the Spoen mug.N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.
Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.
by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011
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