sporing

Sporing is a portemanteau of spore and boring. It is an adjective used to emphasize unparalleled boredom, like that experienced by sophisticated gamers who try to play Maxis's evolution simulation.

I tried to alphabetize all the streets in New York City but it was way too sporing.

by Beyond Zebra October 28, 2008

Sparkling

Sparkling: Unleashing a part of yourself that you normally keep contained

When the sonic rainboom reached Canterlot, Twilight started Sparkling.

by Clear Quill August 6, 2011

sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey June 5, 2005

Spiraling

The sexual act of rotating on the dick in a fluid motion, without interrupting penetration , resembling that of a gymnast. Toes pointed. Abs tight. Perfect finish.

Man: Lets switch it up
Woman: I don't want you to exit me
Man: How about spiraling? That way you will never leave the warmth. k babe?

by SpiralMaster69 January 29, 2015

Sparkling

A word made-up by the transformers fandom. They are suppose to be "baby" transformers. Normally this word is used by retarded fans. Robots don't have babies because they are made as adults.

SPARKLINGS ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE MADE-UP BY THE FANDOM! Transformers cannot have kids because they do not have gender. Only frames and personalities that make them seem like they have gender.

Fan 1: OMG My OC and Starscream are in laaaav they need sparklings!
Sane Fan: What?
Fan 1: Sparklings! Babies!
Sane Fan: Robots can't have babies.

by Dr. Adorable January 24, 2011

Sporking

The act of spooning while simlutaneously engaging in anal sex with the so-called "little spoon." Can be done with guy-girl, guy-guy, girl-girl, and girl-guy. The last two are only applicable if a strap-on is available nearby.

Sarah: What's wrong with you?

Lindsey: I'm sore from James sporking me last night.

by Victorinox667 February 22, 2009

Sporking

Spooning with your partner when you haven't clipped your toenails in awhile.

Jane never really cared much for spooning, but she really hated sporking. Ouch!

by eeeddd February 18, 2009