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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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shoosh

being shoooed away and shooshed at the same time
Mom: *swinging her fingers and hands in an outward motion* saying shhhhhhh Stop farting your ass stinks you'll wake your father and he'll think I'm trying to get frisky.
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
by milfy0420 December 14, 2013
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smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong
Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.
by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009
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scoosh

To pull an unsuspecting persons trousers down to their ankles in front of an audience. "scoooosh!" is then shouted by everyone witnessing the event.

Best practiced in pubs / clubs, especially those with balconies overlooking large crowds
"look at Dave posing by the bar - eyeing up them women"

"Scoosh?"

"yeah, let's scoosh him"
by Paul Asplin June 10, 2008
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snoose

A goose and snake in one - snoose! Observed in Cabo Mexico, an indescribable action performed by an an animal now refered to as a snoose.

Can be used as a noun, expletive or verb. Image gladly provided upon request.
"Don't be such a snoose" "What the snoose!" "Stop snoosing around"
by Tanya & Amy May 19, 2005
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Scoose

A born Scouser, but lives in the south, and talks more common then most southerners...
Usually known by many people, due to the ammount of weed he supplies, and of course smokes himself!
"You got any weed mate?"
"Nah, go see Scoose"
"ow is it no nat no nat"
by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006
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smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.
The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
by Crotchfire February 6, 2005
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