1337 speech is the act of using internet slang. Typically, 1337 speech is used by people with the IQ of a banana who think they are being cool by shaving 30 points off their IQ.
Heels that are traditionally worn by sluts but have recently made their way into high street stores making them popular amongst the general female population. Usually adorned with sequins, glitter, or of some sort of garish colour
Girl-"Are we going out tonight?"
Boy-"Yeh..Why?"
Girl-"I want to wear my new heels"
Boy-"arghhh, not those fucking sleels..."
Girl-"I like them...."