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1337 speech

1337 speech is the act of using internet slang. Typically, 1337 speech is used by people with the IQ of a banana who think they are being cool by shaving 30 points off their IQ.

Examples,

Leik omg g3t teh lif3 l00zer!!1!
L3@rn 1337 speech l00zer
1337 speech by CJWLS September 5, 2006
Related Words
Heels that are traditionally worn by sluts but have recently made their way into high street stores making them popular amongst the general female population. Usually adorned with sequins, glitter, or of some sort of garish colour
Girl-"Are we going out tonight?"
Boy-"Yeh..Why?"
Girl-"I want to wear my new heels"
Boy-"arghhh, not those fucking sleels..."
Girl-"I like them...."
Sleels by dontlikeslees October 21, 2011

speechless 

1 : unable to speak : DUMB 2 : not capable of being expressed in words 2 : not speaking : SILENT
"After all, she was only speechless"

"That trauma made him speechless"
A person who waffles a lot and doesn't know what he is speaking about.
Sheel by Suj November 10, 2019
slang for smell, usually used by northeastern states in the United States of America. Generally accepted in casual conversation
smeel by T-Bone Li January 14, 2008

Speelingitis 

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.
The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.
Speelingitis by speelingitis May 29, 2010