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spasmalatron

a person who acts like a spastic broken robot
That's not some cute R2D2, that's a spasmalatron.
by LeSass November 10, 2018
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
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Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.
The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.
by xowe March 31, 2019
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Spacka fit

When a girl is dopey or clumsy, acting in a way which resembles a spastic. But at the same time, these actions make them more attractive or deemed fit.
*Jenny drops her pen and laughs like a mong

Josh: She's such a spaz but kinda cute
Tim: Yeah bro, she's spacka fit.
by User327584672 December 19, 2019
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Spask

A person that's very stupid and should stop talking in an effort to preserve their dignity
Sponk Condronk: I'm special pull my finger 😂😂
Everyone: shut up spask!
by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020
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Spask

A very stupid person that should stop talking in an effort to preserve any assumptions made that he/she is not disabled.
Sponk Crondonk: I'm special pull my finger 😂😂
Everyone: shut up spask!
by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020
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spakasyndrome

People who’s keyboards on there phones keep spazzing out and auto correcting words to a different spelling
“I welt to the sop” which is spakasyndrome
by Spakasyndrome May 20, 2020
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