Son's Day

The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.

Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.

by valleymd May 07, 2010

damn son

when u are playing a game with someone and they are so good, u would say "DAMNNNNN SON" and maybe your 6 year old son would walk into your room saying "yes, daddy?" and then you will feel guilty for no reason and then in your head u are shooketh to the core and u are just sitting there like : "u wot m8" and then its game over. literally. oof

*playing random duos in fortnite* DAMN SON UR GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD *your 6 year old son walks in* "daddy did you call me?"

by BruhItzBruh July 26, 2018

god son

1. Nas' 7th Album
2. Jesus is god's son
3. A pure person, who has never commited a sin, like jesus

The person who came up wit a definition before me is fucking retarded. First of all, god son isn't a nigga that prays too much. Second, even if Nas prays too much, does that mean that hes a fake rapper. That has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard

by Jay June 08, 2004

Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.

"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"

by m3kat December 05, 2011

son of a borton

a person who would have benefitted the world by being an abortion or being born dead

bubbles off trailer park boys...ie, bubbles' is a son of a borton

by big guy December 05, 2004

Son of Liberty

While having sex with a British girl from behind, slap her back until it turns red, then shout "Don't Tread on Me!" or "No taxation without representation!"

Jim: Hey, did you hear Andy's sleeping with Eliza?
Steve: that U.K. Exchange student? Andy's a traitor to the revolution!
Jim: No, it's okay, he gave her a Son of Liberty last night.
Steve: Oh, okay, no problem then. Damn lobsterbacks.

by AndrewCP September 14, 2005

Mumford And Sons

A terrible, nothing special, bland pseudo-folk band from the U.K. that's gone multi platinum with their second studio release entitled "Babel". The singer, Marcus Mumford looks like a pedophile or like he swallows cum on a daily basis at the very least, and is also proof that a frontman who names his band after his last name is always bound to make bad cookie cutter music (ex. Bon Jovi, Van Halen etc.)

Who the fuck are these guys on the radio that are playing banjos? Mumford and Sons suck shit!

by a_user February 02, 2013