sexually frustrated soccer mom

a middle aged woman that appears happy and satisfied on the outside with her minivan and ivy league kids, but on the inside is deeply supressed and insatiable which comes out in her sex life or lack thereof.

kristina: hey, don't you think becca looks like a sexually frustrated soccer mom?

katie: why yes i do, check out those old lady ballet flats and knee skirt. plus, the gay man on her arm!

by ira. May 30, 2007

Socceritis

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.

I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time

by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008

socket rocket

the act of placing the pierced head of ones penis into a electic outlet creating a shock that blows you back creating the blast off

bob stuck his prince albert into the power outlet and was thrown back to the wall yelling SOCKET ROCKET

by gnome_hatter July 5, 2012

twilight sucker

when a twilight fan doesnt stop going on about twilight

my friend is such a twilight sucker

by joemosexual January 3, 2010

Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 9, 2010

cock-socket

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked

hey bitch, show me your cock-socket

by hatepoll September 3, 2010

sucker for love

Someone who is in a desperate search for love. In some cases it's so bad that the person is dating someone who is using them for sex. They don't even notice and are in need of a wake-up-call.

"You are such a sucker for love!"

by itakemytwistwithashout January 12, 2009