The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.
Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.
by angry Dick April 15, 2011
Get the white knuckle shuffle mug.Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.
Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.
Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.
The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.
by ShanahanShuffle December 30, 2011
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by YOREMA July 11, 2003
Get the five knuckle shuffle mug.1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
Get the Chimney Snuffer mug.An invulnerability fetish. More specifically, Snuffie is sort of a giggling cousin to the snuff fetish.
In Snuffie however, pain is replaced by pleasure and nothing is permanent. It's very much like Looney Tunes-style cartoon violence, but more like; 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool if nothing could hurt me, and if things that normally would hurt felt yiffy instead?'
Another difference between snuffie and snuff (guro, too) is that snuffie is usually bloodless. Graphic descriptions of innards and gore are avoided most of the time, unless presented in a gleeful, gross-out kind of way (Garbage Pail Kids as opposed to Paul Verhoven).
Snuffie fans might draw or write scenarios of getting squashed, blown to bits, eaten, skewered or otherwise mutilated, but the most important thing is that everyone involved is having a good time and they know they'll be fine afterwards. In fact, the character's knowlege of being safe no matter what happens is a big part of snuffie. In this sense, it is different from necrophilia in that death is not the turn-on; the *absence* of death is.
Most importantly though, snuffie is a fetish which is not to be taken seriously. Snuffie is silly. Snuffie is childlike. Snuffie is the antithesis of angst.
Snuffie lends itself very well to chat logs, and is often linked with furry fans, vore, macrophile or castration/nullification.
Possibly the easiest way to tell the difference between snuff and snuffie is, if you look at it and say "Aww, that's cute!" instead of "EEEYAH!!!", then it's probably snuffie.
In Snuffie however, pain is replaced by pleasure and nothing is permanent. It's very much like Looney Tunes-style cartoon violence, but more like; 'Hey, wouldn't it be cool if nothing could hurt me, and if things that normally would hurt felt yiffy instead?'
Another difference between snuffie and snuff (guro, too) is that snuffie is usually bloodless. Graphic descriptions of innards and gore are avoided most of the time, unless presented in a gleeful, gross-out kind of way (Garbage Pail Kids as opposed to Paul Verhoven).
Snuffie fans might draw or write scenarios of getting squashed, blown to bits, eaten, skewered or otherwise mutilated, but the most important thing is that everyone involved is having a good time and they know they'll be fine afterwards. In fact, the character's knowlege of being safe no matter what happens is a big part of snuffie. In this sense, it is different from necrophilia in that death is not the turn-on; the *absence* of death is.
Most importantly though, snuffie is a fetish which is not to be taken seriously. Snuffie is silly. Snuffie is childlike. Snuffie is the antithesis of angst.
Snuffie lends itself very well to chat logs, and is often linked with furry fans, vore, macrophile or castration/nullification.
Possibly the easiest way to tell the difference between snuff and snuffie is, if you look at it and say "Aww, that's cute!" instead of "EEEYAH!!!", then it's probably snuffie.
"I just read this great snuffie story online! The main character gets their head chopped off, then he and his friends play basketball with it!"
"I was RPing with another fur in a chat room and I suddenly realized he was a snuffie fan when he bit off my penis, put it in a hot dog bun, and asked me if I had any mustard."
"I was RPing with another fur in a chat room and I suddenly realized he was a snuffie fan when he bit off my penis, put it in a hot dog bun, and asked me if I had any mustard."
by Alex Reynard November 12, 2008
Get the Snuffie mug.when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"
Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."
deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."
deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010
Get the scuffed my jordans mug.The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.
guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."
guy 2- "So, just tuck it."
guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"
guy 2- "So, just tuck it."
guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"
by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009
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