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Jon Snowflake 

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
Jon Snowflake by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Special Snowflake Repellent 

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.
Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

Alaskan snowflake 

A cold iced water poured in a woman’s vagina.
Did you hear Sindhi gave herself a Alaskan snowflake

Spinning Snowflake Snowman 

Cheap snowman toys that little kid degenerates (Known as squeakers) buy for over 500$ when they literally used to cost like 20$ in Walmart, Kmart and other retailers back when they were produced from 2002 to 2010, The same company (Gemmy) now makes stupid remakes of them that SOMETIMES sell for the same price as the older ones on eBay like WTF?!?! You can literally buy one at CVS for like 20$
Squeaker: Hey d00d i just got a spinning snowflake snowman for 1500$!!111!
Me: Bruh

Instagram snowflake 

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.
Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree

Princess Snowflake 

My personal way of saying a female who gets every thing they want (Princess) and is very sensitive (Snowflake).
if you like it pls make it an actual term