Will smith’d em

When someone drives you to slap them.

Did you see that slap? He just Will smith’d em Into next week!

by Sk8crazyman April 5, 2022

A rich smith

A dump of such huge proportion that it must first be broken up with a stick and requires two or three flushes to empty the bowl.

Oh my god dude, my ass hurts so much - I just dropped a rich smith. My life is now complete. I needed an axe to chop it up.

by bob of the newt February 27, 2013

Poppy-Jean Smith

such a spaz . obsessed with dow. izzy bestfriend.what a bargain. correses chairs . and obsessed with dow. gay

poppy-jean smith loves dow

by spacaface October 5, 2019

The Darren Smith

The act of cumming in a prostitutes ass and having her fart it back out in your mouth.

Well Ryan I finally pulled The Darren Smith off last night on that whore in Tijuana.

by Idaho yelkner June 11, 2020

Seldom Seen Smith

1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.

2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.

Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.

Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.

by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020

Will The Slap Smith

Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.

"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.

"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"

by wholesomekeanuchungus March 29, 2022

Jada Pinkett Smith

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.

Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022