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Slop-Slurper

Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."
by marrowbones December 4, 2009
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french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop
Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.
by yung jorg July 19, 2019
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poop_slurper69

An underrated TikTokker who is extremely “based” and “not cringe.” TikTok likes to silence @poop_slurper69, and won’t let people mention her in comment sections and captions. She doesn’t let this billion dollar app defeat her, though, as almost all her videos are successful, and she carries a whole 1,000+ followers!
“@poop_slurper69 on TikTok is extremely “based” and “not cringe!” I love watching her videos.”
by deftonesfan April 30, 2021
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Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)
Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
by puppycat March 16, 2009
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slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!
by wreckage February 10, 2003
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Slurpeed

A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee
What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me
by Razkel August 16, 2016
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