snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.

Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Snowboarder

A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.

It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain.

by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004

urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.

"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"

by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004

slowdown

The way that a previously fast sounding song sounds slow after listening to a really fast song

After listening to A Kiss, by Bad Meets Evil, Fast Lane was on slowdown

by UG-Madman February 8, 2012

slowbie

Put simply, a slow person/thing/The Cheat. Used in the same way as newbie. Often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in Strong Badia.

"...and hopefully by then, The Cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural I asked him to paint on the fence. Like a YEAR ago. Slowbie."

by Me, who else?! September 26, 2003

slowjob

The act of allowing a mentally disabled individual (male or female) perform fellatio (sucking of the cockage region) for your own pleasure completely disregarding the fact they are retarded

Hey guys you wont believe this! Bama just got a slowjob from that retard girl.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

slowbie

A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.

Les, you are slow as shit.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003