dick slobber

Dick slobber is the combination of cum and vagina juices on the dick after sex that men find funny to rub on the women's body after sex.

He rubbed his dick slobber all over me

by meleddy December 5, 2016

slobadobadingdong

When you get some slob on your knob.

Guy 1: "Did you score with that bitch last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but i got a little slobadobadingdong."
Guy 1: "Nice."
Guy 2: "Yea, that fuckin whore."

by Joey Overlook January 8, 2008

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

slobby

Nicholas Sproul, the slobmeister

Damn, bitch! You been slobbin all on it!

by Tyrone August 23, 2004

slobberknocker

big punch

you got knocked the fuck out

by kayleigh March 21, 2003

Slobadob

Someone who is a slouch and doesn't care about their image.

Tommy, why don't you straighten up your room and iron those clothes you have on. Man, you've turned into a slobadob.

by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003