ma'am slammed

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009

slammer

some girl who sleeps around

bloke1 "who was that then?"
bloke2 "some slammer from essex init"

by Mski June 6, 2005

slammed

to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack

Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!

by Danny March 5, 2005

Smhammered

smashed + hammered = smhammered

last night all the girls were Smhammered!

by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010

Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020

Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.

Is the definition Texas two way slammer

by jesus6666669 November 19, 2010

Clam Slammer

A lady-person who enjoys "slamming" or stimulating via touch, her "clam" aka her vag; snatch; gash; pikachu.

Also, the female version of a "Ham slammer."

Kelly: "What you doin' today, Bea?"

Bea: "Oh, you know, just slammin' the clam."

Kelly: "You're a clam slammer too? That's awesome!

by Gossip Who August 7, 2009