dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided
This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.
She is a real woodstock skank down there.
Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
She is a real woodstock skank down there.
Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011
Get the woodstock skankmug. A large-breasted girl who will fuck anything that moves...or doesn't. Frequently seen without a bra and displaying trashy tattoos.
That chick Sandi is a skank.
by Elizabeth Orly September 21, 2009
Get the Skankmug. A very satisfying, face screwing raving moment, when you can proper let loose and go wild with the dirty drum & bass beats.
by lil~raver February 2, 2013
Get the skank outmug. A pal skank is someone who flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.
Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.
Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.
Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.
by Elsalv December 15, 2013
Get the pal skankmug. Noun. A chick who's been a Ho since the beginning. Prehistoric skank lineage. Most likely the offspring of callgirls and sleazeballs. Aka. Natural Born Skeezer.
HighSchool Chick 1: "Yo, I heard that Tammi had Chad and Michael's babies. She lost custody, too."
High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."
High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"
High School Chick 2: "I've known that ho since gradeschool, she's been kissing all the boys and letting them look up her skirt."
High School Chick 1: "Dang, she's a skank-a-saurus for sure!"
by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010
Get the Skank-a-saurusmug. 1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.
2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.
2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.
1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"
2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!
2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!
by Barry Dangle February 27, 2011
Get the Skank Wagonmug. the inappropriate behavior when an intoxicated individual tries to "pick up" and/or be noticed by someone after the bar is closed; a flirty wobbly manner; drunken ease and charm
She followed Donny to the corner and seduced him with her skank swagger.
He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.
"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"
He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.
"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"
by crash_n_breed June 21, 2013
Get the skank swaggermug.