samich

how a retard says 'sandwich'. this is not a word.

in a brilliant retard voice "today i gonna get a samich..then i go to walmart to mastahbate on the toasters."

by Lou Varone March 16, 2009

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

simcore

Someone who gets a "real rush" from gaming.

"Wow, i feel like such a Simcore! I just took out the whole enemy team and im really hyped up!"

by Ronald McDonald June 16, 2003

silicon valley

An area with at least 2 women with huge fake breasts

Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?

Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

silicon heaven

It also has to do with being stuck opposite Bridgette Nielson in a packed lift.

Is it tight in here, Bridgette Nielson, or is it just your blouse? (Ah, I'm in silicon heaven!)

by billyfab2 September 25, 2009

Simid

Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.

Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.

by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011

simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018