"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

by Spike L. April 1, 2009

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011

screwin

pissed off. not happy or angry

'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'

by G*biatch June 7, 2005

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

i want to screw you

I want to screw you mean that the person that said it would fuck you really hard

Oh Baby I want to screw you!

by BigLongDick596 December 21, 2013

I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.

Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.

by aeer June 12, 2011

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009