That’s Just Showbiz

when you go through a traumatic experience

Dedra: Omg your dad just died

Matt: that’s just showbiz

Doctor: Ma’am your son is suffering from a severe mental disability

Sally: that’s just showbiz

by Holycanoli4 October 16, 2018

Kyoketsu-shogei

The Kyoketsu-shogei was a knife attached to one end of a long cord made of women's or horse hair, or sometimes chain. On the other end of the cord was a ring.

The knife from the Kyoketsu-shogei could be used in close quarters or swung around by holding on to the ring.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 16, 2011

Cold Shower

A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts

Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy

by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Tampa Bay Spot Shower

When lying in bed masturbating, you attempt to hit the ceiling fan which is on full speed with your hot load. If you are able to hit the fan, you are rewarded with the semen shower.

Dan came up short for weeks, but was finally able soak himself with the tampa bay spot shower.

by Pete Leclerc April 18, 2009

Waist Down Shower

To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her

Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?

Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!

Andy: *Bummed*

by TheAnonymousGuy123 January 26, 2009

showerbation

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

by Shmoblar August 26, 2005