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double-barrel shotgun

A. a break open shotgun with 2 barrels

B. the best way to say "get the fuck off my lawn"

C. everything else on this page
John: I THOUGH I TOLD YOU JW TO STAY OFF MY LAWN *gets out the double-barrel shotgun* *JW's run away as fast as they can go*
by captain caffine January 10, 2011
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shotgun

1. To perfom an alcohol shotgun , poke a hole in the bottom of a can of beer, then slightly open the tab. (Helpful to suck the fuck out of the can before that shit spills everywhere.)

2. When smoking marijuana, a shotgun is perfomed by inhaling the smoke, then blowing it into the mouth of a nearby buddy or bitch. Really easy way to get high.
1. Jimmy and Sarah wanted to get real fucked up, real fast, so they shotgunned a few Buds.

2. At the party, Sarah-Ann and Michael were smoking weed and Sarah-Ann decided to help Michael get high, so she gave him a shotgun.
by John Malcolm December 28, 2005
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Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.
"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."
by The_Justin June 19, 2007
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shotgun

A method of smoking cannabis...
THe smoker puts the joint inbetween the middle finger and the other one what ever its called, puts 'his' hand into a fist shape and breaths through the thumb and index finger.
'coughs' WOOOOO that was a good shotgun
by Mr xD February 20, 2005
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Shotgun Confederacy

An Openly Homosexual Gaming clan, Canadian based. Named after a Homosexual Sex Act.
We just beat the Shotgun Confederacy at Call of Duty.

Ya, but how hard is it to beat a bunch of Canadian Homosexuals?
by Monster Joff February 26, 2010
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Shotgun Rule

If a person calls shotgun, they automatically get that place in the vehicle. There are only a few exceptions to this rule (also called the Shotty Rule depending on where you're from), such as
~The boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~The driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Pawl-Shotgun!
(Gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. Driver doesn't start vehicle)
Pawl-Gary, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call shotgun?
Gary-I can't fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
Pawl-you liar!
Driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst scum of the bottom of society's shoe would even think of doing that. Get out of my car, you're walking home.
by wickedmarshmallows!! March 29, 2010
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Double Barrel Shotgun

From the people who brought you the shotgun... The double-barrel shotgun will revolutionize the way you get trashed...A double shot of vodka immediately followed by a shotgunned beer...alcohol consumption has never been so efficient
Wanna shotgun a beer?
Fuck that, let's do a double barrel shotgun
by Hamilton Porter December 18, 2010
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