Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls

Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

top shelf

noun.
-anal sex with a woman.

While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Sholeth

Sholeth is an all around amazing girl, if you know what i mean;) She's got a rockin body and gives good head. 10/10 would bang.

Guy 1: Hey do you know Sholeth?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she gave me the time of my life;)

by The_girl_who_was May 10, 2015

Shoefie

A photo taken only of a pair of shoes you are wearing.

Tina: "Hey Linda, i just bought me a hot pair of new pair of Heels!"
Linda: "OMG Tina, i have to see them!!!! Take a Shoefie and put it on Instagram so i can see them"

by solidkonng May 21, 2015