A Scmumass is a person who has done something inherently stupid and is aware that they are tormenting you.
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One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.
“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”
“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
“That’s because it was a Shula fart”
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Dan: "are you saying I Shmullied you?"
Arin: "yes you did you Shmullied me good! How could you shmully me like that? "
Dan: "are you saying I Shmullied you?"
Arin: "yes you did you Shmullied me good! How could you shmully me like that? "
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