shmoikey

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.

"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.

by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008

Shmorange

Extreme love. Love between couples that are PERFECT for each other.

"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"

by In Shmorange June 20, 2009

Shmoobear

There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie

oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear

by shmooshie December 13, 2010

shmoob

A shemale breast, occasionally mistaken for a boob.

Dude looking at porn: "Booooooooooooooo.....oh shit, shmoobs!" *alt-f4*

by evnidetr November 14, 2010

Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

Shmove

To move in a skillful, impressive, or cool looking way.

Originally coined by Super Mario 64 player SimpleFlips.

"Holy shit that dude just backfliped all the way across the bridge, he is schmoving."

"I have never seen some shmove that hard before"

by sjrc6 August 12, 2021