shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic

Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....

by Seeker May 16, 2016

shitast

when you beleive somthing will be fun and you end up pissed at someone or somthing

Dude, my step dads house was shitastic

by Batwing up yo ass August 12, 2016

Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.

Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.

by SeanPanini May 23, 2018

Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019