Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007

Crossing Sheaths

The act of "accidentally" rubbing your vagina up against another womans's vagina.

"Sure, I'll move in with you guys! But under one condition, You, me and Robert can have a threesone. Unless you're not comfortable with the act of crossing sheaths.. >;."

by lolwutRon January 6, 2009

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

sheet head

What one calls a man or woman of arabic religion. Similar to a towel head.

Look at akmed, what a fucking sheet head

by ZerO874 July 15, 2008

Sheet Party

After a night, in which occupants of an abode have been having messy sexy with their respective one night stands, they all miraculously meet at the washing machine (in the morning) to wash their sheets. This event can also be promoted to other housemates by the yelling of "Sheet Party!" as one occupant departs for the laundry. This often leads to a bedroom exodus by the other occupants who wish to also join in the "Sheet Party" and swap stories.

"Sheet Party" can also be proclaimed by an individual prior to intercourse if a sheet party is highly likely.

"Yesterday was a massive Sheet Party"

Yelling with head poked through the door "SHEET PARTY!!" followed by cheers and laughter from fellow housemates and confused looks from the unsuspecting victim.

"How was last night?"
"Mate, it was a Sheet Party"

by matsimus22 March 25, 2008

sheat

V. Means whatever, or a different way of spelling shit.
Usually used by southern white boys.

AWWW SHEAT...
Sheat, you dont know nuthin.
That's my sheat your messing with.

by Lc269 July 27, 2008

Sheaton

Quite Possibly the most pathetic troll on the internet, Sheaton(real name Shelby Green) is a Sheezyartist with absolutely no talent or balls to speak of. She complains about art theft and Color overs when the majority of his "gallery" is filled with recolors of Bambi Clipart and Lines from Coloring books.

Frustrated with the garbage that he shits from his fingers, he has taken to attacking other better artists like Werebereus and Brengie, even stooping so low as to try and pit them against each other by going "Oh so and so is better than so and so". Collectively her gallery has been given a four other artists.

A Negative four.

Tl;Dr, Sheaton's gallery is filled with a shit-ton of Shit and she attacks others because she's pathetic.

(On some of Sheaton 'Art')I have lately become obsessed with mixing coloring book pages together and coloring them into my characters.

(Samples of her BAAAAAWing)Gone, and never coming back to this shitty website, because I will, apparently, never escape the immature fucktard that is Bil E Horse because she's HELLBENT on ban evaded to harass me, who's done nothing wrong to her. She's creepier and more disgusting than Brengie on deviantART being obsessed with that dumbass Justin Bieber lion she's made. I hope every victim of this vile and cruel jackass don't take her bullfuck anymore.

Bye, and GOOD RIDDANCE.

by Werebereus December 31, 2011