Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

SheezyArt

Sorta like DeviantArt, only you can customize your userpage, and it seems to have dropped off the face of the planet.

What, the bloody SheezyArt site is down AGAIN??

by NotSoDigitalDevil September 27, 2005

sheet head

What one calls a man or woman of arabic religion. Similar to a towel head.

Look at akmed, what a fucking sheet head

by ZerO874 July 15, 2008

Sheet Party

After a night, in which occupants of an abode have been having messy sexy with their respective one night stands, they all miraculously meet at the washing machine (in the morning) to wash their sheets. This event can also be promoted to other housemates by the yelling of "Sheet Party!" as one occupant departs for the laundry. This often leads to a bedroom exodus by the other occupants who wish to also join in the "Sheet Party" and swap stories.

"Sheet Party" can also be proclaimed by an individual prior to intercourse if a sheet party is highly likely.

"Yesterday was a massive Sheet Party"

Yelling with head poked through the door "SHEET PARTY!!" followed by cheers and laughter from fellow housemates and confused looks from the unsuspecting victim.

"How was last night?"
"Mate, it was a Sheet Party"

by matsimus22 March 25, 2008

clean sheet

prevent scoring from the opposite team

ter Stegen had made some great save to have a clean sheet

by brucehan October 21, 2019

stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier

The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006