Shart

A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.

When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!

by SilkTieSpecial June 17, 2018

Shart

a small, unintended defecation that happens when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

It was just a little shart!

by Nixxerr January 21, 2016

Shart

1. Verb (sharted, sharting. etc); to shit and fart

2. Noun. Shark misspelled

1; dude! I just took a massive shart!!

2; love th... sorbet shart................ /pos

by sussy 69 January 11, 2022

Shart

Fart with a mix of Poop

Oh no!, You Sharted!

by bloom.http September 20, 2020

Shart

When some one shits and farts at the same time and the result is a bad smell and poo in there pants other uses you (sharted or stop sharting

Nathan Byard done a shart in class

~True story

by It's just pk December 15, 2018

Shart

A shot of tequila with a prune in it.

We'll take a round of shards.

I feel great! All I had to drink last night were sharts.

by Mothaphlippin July 9, 2019

shart

something mar the admin does when she eats too many hot fries

Chase: Dang mar, did you shart? It smells like rotting babies

by beansniff5 October 3, 2020