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Shamoo

A sexual deviance, where in the man comes in a woman's mouth, and the lady then lay's on her back, and then blows the sperm out of her mouth. Meant to simulate the blowhole on Shamoo.
She was a great sport, and after we finished, she gave me a Shamoo show.
by Quagmire_Giggity_oh_yeah January 24, 2009
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shampoop

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.
What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!
by Santa? June 25, 2010
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shampow

verb - To brutally beat someone, like the shamwow guy did to his hooker.
Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!
by welltaylorr March 30, 2009
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Sham-póó

The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
by Reverend Feltaboy October 14, 2011
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Shamoo

When you're ready to get intimate with your special someone, but you both have eaten so much that the only position you can both handle in spooning on your side with minimal movement until you're both "satisfied"
Joel: "I'm really down to get busy, but that Thanksgiving dinner is weighing me down"
Taylor: "Me too, why don't we just lie on our sides and shamoo in the dark"
by WiscoWhistler January 28, 2019
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shamboozle

A farce or sham intended to defraud or swindle. To use smoke and mirrors to scam, to fool, to cheat, to deceive, to delude, to hoodwink, to mislead, or to dupe an innocent, ignorant, inexperienced, or naive victim. Usually used in retrospect with a sense of humor.
"Judge, there was no gas leak in our home the night my flight came in early. It was all just smoke and mirrors to buy time so he could sneak his mistress out the back door. Don't let him shamboozle you, too, with his stories."
by BuffaloGalWNY September 14, 2016
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Sham poo

it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
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